She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
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Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
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If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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