Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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