At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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