used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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