A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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