she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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