the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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