Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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