Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Randomize
