So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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