So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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