just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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