and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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