his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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