Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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