We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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