Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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