Can Purell be used as lube?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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