unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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