I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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