Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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