I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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