i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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