found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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