I hope mine doesn't look like that
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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