My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
My pussy is not your playground.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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