She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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