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My bed smells like naked

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Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes

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(630): My bed smells like naked (414): Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes http://tfl.nu/anqj

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(703): View more from Virginia

threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.

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(703): threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased. http://tfl.nu/r0ay

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She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.

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(912): She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious. http://tfl.nu/k9y8

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(904): View more from Florida

He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.

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(904): He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him. http://tfl.nu/bmxc

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved

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(+44): I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved http://tfl.nu/iajb

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum

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(860): i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum http://tfl.nu/egi2

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(325): View more from Texas

3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!

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(325): 3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches! http://tfl.nu/avjf

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(440): View more from Ohio

Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.

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The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.

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(440): Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions. (440): The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America. http://tfl.nu/cnoq

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(616): View more from Michigan

i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.

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(616): i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget. http://tfl.nu/97ka

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(808): View more from Hawaii

My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.

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(808): My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever. http://tfl.nu/qc0x

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(859): View more from Kentucky

And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?

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(859): And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck? http://tfl.nu/pzcv

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.

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(336): I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it. http://tfl.nu/1f7k

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(917): View more from New York City

I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning

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I love you more by the minute

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(917): I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning (1-917): I love you more by the minute http://tfl.nu/4g8c

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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.

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(706): Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time. http://tfl.nu/63oo

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday

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(603): See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday http://tfl.nu/izo0

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