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  (203): View more from Connecticut

  I think I died a long time ago.

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  (203): I think I died a long time ago. http://tfl.nu/eygn
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  (702): View more from Nevada

  Its only 8 and she is already passed out

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  Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2

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  (702): Its only 8 and she is already passed out (1-702): Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2 http://tfl.nu/cu8c
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  (540): View more from Virginia

  I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf

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  (540): I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf http://tfl.nu/8zma
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  (847): View more from Illinois

  You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.

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  (847): You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more. http://tfl.nu/i4ry
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  (602): View more from Arizona

  I am full of burrito and curiosity

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  (602): I am full of burrito and curiosity http://tfl.nu/k856
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  (913): View more from Kansas

  I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.

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  (913): I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like. http://tfl.nu/zoxi
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  (989): View more from Michigan

  i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.

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  (989): i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole. http://tfl.nu/0fwa
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  (205): View more from Alabama

  Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back

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  (205): Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back http://tfl.nu/8qqz
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  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.

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  (402): Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year. http://tfl.nu/x76y
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  (817): View more from Texas

  So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.

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  (817): So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds. http://tfl.nu/0h3c
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  (214): View more from Texas

  The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.

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  (214): The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero. http://tfl.nu/qcue
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  (301): View more from Maryland

  I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.

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  (301): I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now. http://tfl.nu/ln6x
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  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you

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  (920): June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you http://tfl.nu/uk7y
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  (315): View more from New York

  On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.

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  (315): On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties. http://tfl.nu/tf8z
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  (818): View more from California

  Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID

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  (818): Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID http://tfl.nu/o6au
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