he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's