this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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