your parents love me but you hate me
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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