I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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