The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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