I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
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Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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