Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
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I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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