You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
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NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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