If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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