drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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