You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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