So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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