and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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