I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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