I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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