How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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