I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Church boner. Awkwardddd
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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