I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
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If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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