Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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