I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
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a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today