i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...