Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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