Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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