ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
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Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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