Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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