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well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
You can't motorboat a personality
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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