I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
