It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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