I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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